I made a joke, like my wit is razor sharp. So it can be used as a scissors. I made some pretty funny jokes tonight. Really. It just... would be really confusing to share them, sadly.
Screwdrivers can also be used as scissors but the screwdriver stabbed me in the thumb because someone did not put enough lube on the shaft last time they took apart the cocoa fudge pump so we're not speaking.
